1. You have seriously considered stapling important documents to your head to prevent yourself losing them.
2. You are proud of yourself for starting a large essay a week before the due date instead of two days before the due date.
3. If you wrote an algorithm for "going to the shops" it would include the step "locate shoe" and, as a separate step, "locate other shoe."
4. You have ever had this conversation:
"Have you seen my shirt?"
"Is it in your wardrobe?"
"Don't be ridiculous!"
5. You are surprised and outraged when you find your belongings in your proper places, because you would NEVER put them THERE.
6. A place for everything, and everything in something else's place.
7. "Where is my head? Don't tell me I left it unscrewed AGAIN."
8. You put things in a safe place. The next morning, they aren't there.
9. You plan to scan every paper document into your computer because you are so sick of losing them.
10. You forget to do this.
11. You have ever lost track of the time...
for 13 weeks.
12. Doing something right away= waiting less than a week to do it.
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3 comments:
This list is hilarious and so very true. I like your blog very much, there is a lot here I can identify with and the name you chose for it is perfect. Very autistic. Keep up the good work!
I'm glad you like my blog. I've seen a few entries in your blog and enjoyed them.
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