Sunday, 10 June 2007

You may have poor motor skills if...

1. The lid of the can of cooking spray gives you significant problems.
2. The ground rises and trips you every so often.
3. Doorways shift sideways when you walk through them, causing you to collide with the doorframe.
4. Inanimate objects seem to hold a grudge against you.
5. You are capable of hurting your hand while turning a key in a lock.
6. You have hit your head on a shop counter that was only as high as your waist.
7. You hurt your right ear and left shoulder while getting into a car.
8. You still haven't managed the art of buttoning your shirt correctly on the first attempt.
9. ... or the art of drinking a glass of water and getting it all in your mouth rather than on
your chin
your left ear
the table
the floor
your shoulder
your left arm
your nose
your cleavage
the front of your pants
your back
your foot
the dog

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