2. I have approached you and made an attempt at a reciprocal exchange.
3. I seek out physical contact with you.
4. You touch me without prior warning, I hit you reflexively, and I DON'T apologise for hitting you because if you know me THAT well, you should be able to remember that I hate being touched without warning.
5. I use the evil instrument of evil (i.e. the telephone) to call you and make plans.
6. I use the evil instrument of evil to call you just to talk.
7. I suggest that we might like to do something together sometime.
8. I apologise to you if I know I'm being uncommunicative, and it is a sincere apology.
9. I spend more than a few minutes in your company and still appear to be actively engaged with talking to you.
10. I give you an honest answer to the question "How are you?"
